It’s time again for the best political fail stories of the week. This is kind of a fun way to kick off Saturday. Though I may start posting on Sundays so that it kicks off the start of the week on a high note. But I digress, let’s get on with it.
Joe Biden is planning on, get this, a 2016 presidential run. Yes. Oh God, please let this be true. No one could be a better president than Joe Biden. I mean he’s just so in touch with 99% of us Americans. Plus, he is the only one who can stop the plans of the evil rich people. We just have to remember, that because Joe Biden is rich himself doesn’t mean he’s actually one of the rich. He’s just struggling to get by like everyone else. Trying not to be put back in chains.
This has got to be the biggest joke I have ever heard. Even the dumbest liberal has to be saying “That not good idea Biden.” Anyone who ran against Biden would not only win, but he would lose so bad that the Democrat party just might finally drink the kool-aid. I cannot see Biden getting the nomination, ever, but if the Democrat’s want to lose, more power to them.
A preschool in Nebraska wants a deaf 3-year old to officially change his name because the way he signs his name, in sign language, “resembles a gun.” I can understand that you don’t want kids to bring weapons to school. So the schools make a policy banning guns. Okay. Teachers should carry, in my opinion, but that’s a whole other topic. Anyway, these policies are getting so ridiculous that they ban little GI Joe guns, LEGO guns, and apparently fingers.
Schools nowadays have to be cautious and worry about students bringing guns to school, but they shouldn’t be worried about kids pointing finger guns and pretending to shoot each other. To say that playing war, or any other finger gun-toting game on the schoolyard, could make kids want to shoot up their school, is so beyond stupid that it’s disturbing. Let’s us some common sense. Fingers don’t kill people. Although, you could possibly poke someone in the eye, if you’re an idiot, but that’s it.
Children can’t go to a gun store and buy a gun. So the only place they can get them is from their parents. And the only time you have kids bringing actual guns to school, is when that child takes the gun without their parents knowledge. And the only way that happens is when the parent is too stupid to train their children about what a gun is and how dangerous they are, and/or doesn’t lock it up.
If your going to take the time to create a policy, to ban any resemblance of guns, because they could influence a child somehow, or whatever your excuse, then you should be trying to ban video games, or rap music. There are parents that let young children play video games like ‘Call of Duty,’ where the main point of the game is killing the bad guys… with guns… and knifes… and bombs… and so on, and so on. So it’s okay for kids to play these and not okay for them to point their fingers at each other.
Not to mention, this kid is three years old. Three. Oh, and this is a preschool. I can’t count the amount of times a three-year old brought daddies gun to preschool and shot the class up. Use your brains people.
I remember just last Saturday, I said people on the left cannot answer simple questions, actually my exact quote was:
So we all know that liberals aren’t really the brightest group of people. Give them a simple question or word to spell and the blow it every time.
And it seems this week they haven’t let me down. TheBlaze had pictures of a plane flying a banner that said “Romney-Ryan-Akin Too Extreme for Woman.”
Now, obviously they meant “women,” at least I hope, But you know one mistake that’s just an error. That can happen to anyone. Right? Well it would be except for the plane banner from last week.
So… that’s a twofer, that means you’re an idiot. Better sign up for elementary school again, maybe you learn more than at one of those $20,000 a year universities.
Did you know that if you bring up Barack Obama playing golf, you are now a racist. It’s true, according to Lawrence O’Donnell. At the RNC Senator Mitch McConnell said.
“For four years, Barack Obama has been running from the nation’s problems, he hasn’t been working to earn re-election. He has been working to earn a spot on the PGA Tour,” Sen. McConnell said.
Of course, we all know that he was referring to Obama being a womanizer like Tiger Woods, O’Donnell implied. Which since Tiger wood is black and Obama’s black, It’s obviously racist. Really.
FACT: As of Aug. 4th, the president has played 104 rounds of golf. probably more by now.
FACT: Bush only played 24 rounds of golf as president. (This is an old article, but 32 [Obama] – 8 = 24 [Bush])
So there is absolutely nothing racist about it. Obama would rather be a coward, and run away from the nations problems and play golf, than do something to fix them. Although, he may just want to destroy America, and I’m sure it’s a little boring sitting behind his desk and not doing anything.
Joe Biden was on a campaign stop in Ohio. After eating lunch and pandering to the local crazies, I mean supporters. Something happened at this stop that is unbelievable, maybe even impossible, in my mind. Joe had an intimate moment with one of the supporters. Literally.
According to TheBlaze:
Then a woman, later identified as Bev Kalmer of Poland, Ohio by the pool, told the vice president: “Welcome to Ohio.”
“I‘ve been waitin’ all day to be here,” Biden responded.
Then the Kalmer shot back, “You gotta keep the chair,” referencing Clint Eastwood’s speech at the Republican National Convention Thursday night where he spoke to an invisible President Obama in an empty chair on stage.
So Joe Biden puckered up and gave the women a “kiss right on the lips, and “she swooned.”
Really. She swooned? Come on it’s Joe Biden, not Barack Obama, Biden. This sounds like a set up to me. Just like the Anti Chik-fil-a gay kiss in thing. It’s true, staged. Watch HERE. I can’t believe Obama didn’t drop this guy when he had the chance. I can’t wait for the Vice-Presidential debates, Paul Ryan will make this guy look like a child.
Second week down. Have a great weekend everybody.